Thursday, April 14, 2011

How to Foretell the Weather.

Gus, a man of Swedish descent who lived in this prairie province all of his life, was a weather forecaster. He predicted weather conditions six months in advance, yet his technology required no fancy equipment, no high-tech razzle-dazzle. All Gus needed was a barn and a farmhand or two standing by. . .because he predicted the weather by looking at a pig spleen.

Every 6 months or so, Gus slaughtered a pig, and in the frugal way of farm families, he found a way to use everything but the squeal, as they say. Gus closely scrutinized the spleen, using a method he learned from his father and Harold Pearson, a neighbor.

Gus divided the spleen into six areas, each representing 1 month. The top of the spleen (closest to the pig's head) shows the current month. The bottom indicates the end of the upcoming six-month period. Where the spleen thickens, a change in the weather is indicated, usually pointing to a cold spell. Where there's a pronounced bulge, expect even more inclement weather. Gus could even read wind and rain into the variations in the spleen.

This was said to be very accurate. What do you think? He might be better than Environment Canada has been doing. LOL! ;-)


Cartoon Characters said...

omg. apparently it has all kinds of uses, including an aphrodesiac...or growing hair where there isn't any.....

I couldn't believe it. :-O

they actually have a forcast on a tv program.
oh my.

Phiddy said...

OMG.... thanks for the link!
Who would have thunk it did all that?

Little old me...

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